If you could be any kinda sandwich meat, what kind would you be?
Me? I think I'd be roast beef.
It was a one big toasty roast beef sammich on the bed last night.
The peeps wuz the bread and I was the meaty goodness sammich'd in the middle.
I slept on the top layer - this thing they called "fleece". Mmmm-mmmm! Oh my dog, do I LOVE FLEECE! Dog bless the person who created this warm and toasty invention. I don't think I've ever slept so well in my entire life. Not a muscle did I move. Nor a sound did I make. Nope, not a peep. I slept all the way through until morning, took a pee break outside (brrr!), and got right back into bed with the peeps.
Fleecey blanket... I ruv you!