Today, my momma is staying home with me. Something about working over the holidays and having comp time to burn up. Doesn't mean much to my doggie brain. Alls I knows is this: she is at my beck and call.
Gotta pee! [momma runs to the door]
Gotta poo! [momma runs to the door]
Gotta play! [momma throws the stuffie]
Gotta pet the puppy! [momma breaks out the neck scritchin' fingers]
I think I've got her pretty well trained, dontcha think?