Ahhh, my first paper towel shredding incident... I remember it fondly as if it were just yesterday.
It *was* yesterday!
My peeps left me in the car last night while they went to get some dinner. They came out 45 minutes later they found the remains of a shredded paper towel strewn all over the front seats.
I found this delectable crumpled paper towel - I believe it was cheese flavored - on the floor of the front seat. Naturally, I was only trying to help by disposing of the refuse.
Did they thank me? NO!
Me - with mah big head - in the car (pre-towel shredding incident):